Karl Pilkington Quotes - Page 5

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• Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

  Karl Pilkington

  Xmas, Heaven, One Day

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• If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

  Karl Pilkington

  Eye, Wings, Havens

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• I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

  Karl Pilkington

  Running, Mean, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• How would I know which one I was?

  Karl Pilkington

  Knows

  Podcast Series 2 Episode 1,

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• I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

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  Knows, Just Do It

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

  Karl Pilkington

  Thinking, Trying, Computer

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• I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

  Karl Pilkington

  Eye, Stills

  "The Podfather Trilogy" (Episode 2 "Thanksgiving"), November 23, 2006.

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• The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

  Karl Pilkington

  Gay, People, London

  "3 Minute Wonder". Documentary, Short, Comedy, Episode 3, (2006– ).

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• Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

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  Wall, Honest, China

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

  Karl Pilkington

  Annoyed, Want, Mates

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We're just a weed in the universe

  Karl Pilkington

  Weed, Universe

  Podcast Series 5 Episode 4,

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• Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

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  Wall, Looks, Window

  Podcast Series 2, Episode 1, February 27, 2006.

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• You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

  Karl Pilkington

  Get Real, Just Do It

  Podcast (Series 1, Episode 7),

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• I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

  Karl Pilkington

  People, Annoying, Positive People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

  Karl Pilkington

  Dream, Awake, Knows

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• All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

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  Nice, People, Up To You

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

  Karl Pilkington

  Jobs, Flying, Idiot

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

  Karl Pilkington

  Glasses, London, Pebbles

  Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.104, Canongate Books

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• At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

  Karl Pilkington

  Spiders, Wasps

  "The Ricky Gervais Show" podcast (Season 1, Episode 3), December 19, 2005.

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• You never see an old man eating a Twix

  Karl Pilkington

  Men, Eating, Old Man

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• That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

  Karl Pilkington

  Electricity, Impress

  Podcast (Series 1, Episode 4),

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• Your dreams should never be better than your real life

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  Dream, Real, Should

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• Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

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  Girlfriend, School, Radio

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

  Karl Pilkington

  Running, Sleep, Sloth

  "NME Radio Show", June 9, 2008.

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• I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

  Karl Pilkington

  Night, Winning, Awards

  "Karl Pilkington On Ricky Gervais’s Golden Globe Show: I Don’t Watch Or Understand Awards". Interview with Jordan Zakarin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 23, 2012.

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