As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Being bored is an insult to oneself.
On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
There are no friends; only moments of friendship.
When the defects of others are perceived with so much clarity, it is because one possesses them oneself.
When I think of all the books still left for me to read, I am certain of further happiness.
There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened.
If I had my life to live over again, I would ask that not a thing be changed, but that my eyes be opened wider.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
If money does not make you happy, give it back
We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.
I have a remarkable memory; I forget everything. It is wonderfully convenient. It is as though the world were constantly renewing itself for me.
I am never bored; to be bored is an insult to one's self.
It is not enough to be happy, it is also necessary that others not be.
Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper.
Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.
We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it
Broken china lasts longer than unbroken.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Failure is not our only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
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