After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last.
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
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