Jerry Seinfeld Inspirational Quotes

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• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious

• What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

• Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Motivational, Jobs

• It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Hard

• Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Important, Important Things

• You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Inspirational, Fishes, Knows

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