He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
You can't dribble on bow ties.
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!
I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. That's not a seed, any more than you're just a boy.
And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We cannot pick it up. There is no way at all!
When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled. So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed.
Adults are obsolete children.
Think! Think and wonder. Wonder and think. How much water can 55 elephants drink?
Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you!
My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke great words of wisdom as he sat there on that chair: "To eat these things," said my uncle, "You must exercise great care. You may swallow down what's solid, but you must spit out the air!" And as you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.
So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.
Be awesome! Be a book nut!
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.
I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.
I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Über Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock fixed. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them.
My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.
If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.
Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.
Out there things can happen, and frequently do, To people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along, you'll start happening too!
Being crazy isn't enough.
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