Today you are you! That is truer than true!
Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.
Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.
You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!
My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!
Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.
Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.
It is fun to have fun.
I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.
The more you read, the more things you will know.
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.
Don't give up! I believe in you all. A person's a person, no matter how small! And you very small persons will not have to die If you make yourselves heard! So come on, now, and TRY!
My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It s the letter I use to spell yuzz a ma tuzz. You ll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond Z and start poking around
You can do better than this.” The best slogan I can think of to leave with the kids of the U.S.A. would be “We can . . . and we’ve got to . . . do better than this.
The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.
There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.
All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!
One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Black fish. Blue fish. Old fish. New fish. This one has a little star. This one has a little car. Say! What a lot of fish there are.
The moon was out and I saw some sheep. I saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep. By the light of the moon, by the light of a star, They walked all night from near to far. I would never walk, I would take a car.
ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke great words of wisdom as he sat there on that chair: "To eat these things," said my uncle, "You must exercise great care. You may swallow down what's solid, but you must spit out the air!" And as you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.
I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.
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