He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.
You are the guy who'll decide where to go.
Everything stinks until it's finished.
I speak for the trees!
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish!
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.
Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent.
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
And, now, come to this spot Where the spotlight is hot And you'll see in the spotlight A Juggling Jott Who can juggle some stuff You might think he could not... Such as twenty-two question marks, Which is a lot. Also forty-four commas And, also, one dot! That's the kind of Circus McGurkus I've got!
A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump.
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass and it grows as he mows it the faster he mows it the faster he grows it. And all that his stingy old uncle will pay for his shoving mower around the hay is piffulous pay of two dooklas a day. And Ali can't live on such piffulous pay!
I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.
You can't dribble on bow ties.
In the house, and on the street, how many, many feet you meet.
Catch! calls the Once-ler. He lets something fall. It's a Truffula Seed. It's the last one of all! You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs. Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care. Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air. Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack. Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back.
And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!
[Latin] allows you to adore words, take them apart and find out where they came from.
If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.
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