Lily Tomlin Funny Quotes

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• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Meaningful

  Quoted in People, 26 Dec. 1977. Although now associated with Tomlin, this saying appears anonymously in Robert Reisner, Graffiti (1971), in the form "Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat." Rosalie Maggio, in New Beacon Book of Quotations by Women, states that William Sloane Coffin said "Even if you win the rat-race, you're still a rat" as a chaplain at Williams College or Yale University in the 1950s or 1960s.

• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Humorous, Book

• Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• The road to success is always under construction.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Inspiring, Success

• If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Beauty

• Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Leadership, Stress

• I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Communication, Thinking

• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Success, Congratulations

• If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Eyeglasses

• I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Humor

• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Humorous, Technology

• You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

  Lily Tomlin

  Funny, Interesting, Serendipity

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