Tim Vine Quotes About House

Quotes about: House

• So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, House

• I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

  Tim Vine

  House, Firsts, Chimneys

  "Tim Vine wins Dave award for funniest joke of Edinburgh fringe festival" by Hannah Ellis-Petersen, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2014.

• My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.

  Tim Vine

  Wall, Teenager, House

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