Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.
Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.
To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.
It is perfectly possible to get what you think you want and be miserable. It's possible too, to never get it but deeply enjoy the process of trying. In this world, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
The best revenge is to live well.
A flower blossoms for its own joy.
The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.
A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.
Just be your self. Everybody else is already taken.
Life is too short to learn German
If we're always guided by other people's thoughts, what's the point in having our own?
To define is to limit.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much.
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