I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.
If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.
People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
To define is to limit.
Just be your self. Everybody else is already taken.
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.
It is perfectly possible to get what you think you want and be miserable. It's possible too, to never get it but deeply enjoy the process of trying. In this world, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.
A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.
In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.
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