It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.
I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
If you cannot write well, you cannot think well; if you cannot think well, others will do your thinking for you.
The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.
Some people always know the price, but not the value
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
Many of the great achievements of the world were accomplished by tired and discouraged men who kept on working.
The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me.
The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
True contentment is not having everything, but in being satisfied with everything you have.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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