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There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

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Guy, Political, Pay

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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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Women, Men, Bargains

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Inspirational, Teenager, Ice And Snow

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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

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Gambling, Phones, Play

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Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

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Doctors, Helping, Common

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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Coffee, Communication, Office

"Fostering global discourse: it's time to embrace distance learning" by Kit Jones, www.theguardian.com. September 18, 2012.

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

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Political, Politics, Way

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A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

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Guy, Balance, Enough

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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

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Thinking, Age, Middle

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Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

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Country, Men, Hands

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

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Work, Men, Wife

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Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

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Boys, Three, Way

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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

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Stress, Parent, May

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

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Family, Home, Car

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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

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Men, Race, Ties

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He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

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Sarcastic, Zips, Snobbish

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Born: October 2, 1934
Died: April 23, 2005
Occupation: Baseball player
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