Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
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