They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.
Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.
These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.
King of kings, that must be Elvis.
Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.
Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I'm gonna take my life.
My guitar wants to kill your mama.
Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?
Brown shoes don't make it.
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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