I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.
If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?
There is no hell, there's only France
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.
Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.
Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.
Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you're smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you're good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you're doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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