People are just waiting around to get certified.
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.
If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?
I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.
There is no hell, there's only France
Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?
When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.
Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
Hendrix is one of the most revolutionary figures in today's pop culture, musically and sociologically.
Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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