Frank Zappa Quotes - Page 9

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• Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

  Frank Zappa

  Lying, Honey, Pants

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• Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

  Frank Zappa

  Drug, Trying, Conversation

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• I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

  Frank Zappa

  Writing, People, Albums

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• Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

  Frank Zappa

  Believe, Stupidity, Hydrogen

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• Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

  Frank Zappa

  Believe, Average, What If

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• People will always have the desire to make rock and roll records, and they'll always have the desire to sell rock and roll records. Most of the people making these records do it because it is a business, and if someone says, "You can't do this", they won't complain. They'll just keep making records, but they'll get blander and blander. There'll still be rock and roll, but compared to what it really could be or ought to be, I don't think it'll be all that terrific.

  Frank Zappa

  Thinking, Rock And Roll, Rocks

  Source: afka.net

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• Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Humorous, Russia

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.330, Simon and Schuster

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• I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

  Frank Zappa

  Princess, Gum, Want

  Song: Jewish Princess

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• I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

  Frank Zappa

  Thinking, People, Firsts

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• I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.

  Frank Zappa

  Love, Valentines Day, Thinking

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

  Frank Zappa

  Insult, Hopeless, Kind

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• The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

  Frank Zappa

  Movie, Music, Art

  Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.224, Simon and Schuster

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• Anybody hear the great news, today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! Oh Ja-eezus! One day every one of those cocksuckers will get caught! I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart, that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes - apparently, only one sweet young thing. And he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consumated. However he did admit to doing something por-no-graphic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen.

  Frank Zappa

  Girl, Sweet, Sex

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• Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

  Frank Zappa

  Art, Media, Hair

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• Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

  Frank Zappa

  Country, Iran, Politics

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• Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

  Frank Zappa

  Grind, Blind, Dummy

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• My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

  Frank Zappa

  Education, School, All Time Low

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• This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

  Frank Zappa

  Song, Honesty, Stupid

  Song: A Little Green Rosetta

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• Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

  Frank Zappa

  Names, Moments, Positive Atheism

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• Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.

  Frank Zappa

  Reality, Law, Practice

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• Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

  Frank Zappa

  Mean, Decision, Alcohol

  Song: Cocaine Decisions, Album: The Man from Utopia

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• I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

  Frank Zappa

  Girl, Pride, Want

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• It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

  Frank Zappa

  Girl, Morning, Two

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• The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

  Frank Zappa

  Pursuit Of Happiness, Numbers, Doctors

  Source: afka.net

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• There isn't anything weird about my music.

  Frank Zappa

  "A Conversation With Frank Zappa". "Oui" Interview with Dave Rothman, April 1979.

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