Jazz is the music of unemployment.
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion ?
Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
who are the brain police?
Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
[Lighting a cigarette] Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I'm concerned.
I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.
The thing about drugs is this ... the Libertarians kind of have the right idea on this: Basically, their theory is that you own your own body, and the government should get out of your face. But, you also do not have the right to harm other people or to impinge on their rights or space. So, let's apply that to drugs . If you want to get wrecked, and you could afford it, and you have a place to do it where the results of your behavior can't harm another person, I don't see any reason why you shouldn't be allowed to do it.
Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
Watch out where the Huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow
Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.
Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
"Very few people do covers of my tunes."
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