Jennifer Crusie Quotes - Page 3

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• If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard.

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  Mistake, Looks, One Thing

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• You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

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  Nuts, Fine, Deals

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Jennifer Crusie Bundle: Getting Rid of Bradley\Strange Bedpersons\What The Lady Wants\Charlie All Night”, p.22, MIRA

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• I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

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  Blood, Alive, Want

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Getting Rid Of Bradley”, p.92, MIRA

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• I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

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  Insane, Normal, Pretending

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.194, Macmillan

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• This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.

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  Years, Roger, Twelve

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.359, Macmillan

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• You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

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  Air, Shots, Air Conditioner

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.88, Macmillan

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• Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

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  Clothes, Important, Breasts

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Strange Bedpersons”, p.34, Harlequin

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• A bar would not be a good career move for you.

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  Moving, Careers, Bars

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Manhunting”, p.87, Harlequin

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• In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

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  Home, Men, New Day

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Manhunting”, p.188, HQN Books

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• I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

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  Believe, Work Out, Ifs

  Jennifer Crusie, Suzanne Brockmann, Emilie Rose, Rachel Lee, Beverly Barton (2010). “Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You: Anyone But You\Prince Joe\The Millionaire's Indecent Proposal\An Officer and a Gentleman\Keeping Annie Safe”, p.185, Harlequin

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• So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog," Min said. "I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince."He turned into a god. No, he didn't . "Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.

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  Relax, Looks, Frogs

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.118, Macmillan

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• Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

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  Thinking, Ice Cream, Talking

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.114, Macmillan

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• There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

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  Gratitude, World, Drink

  Jennifer Crusie (2010). “Tell Me Lies”, p.355, Macmillan

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• When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

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  Apples, Dumb, Paradise

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.133, Macmillan

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• she was just…beaming at me, and I thought she’d won the lottery or something, her smile was that big. I asked what happened, and she said…” Park swallowed again. “She said, ‘You’re here.”’ He blinked at Tess. “‘You’re here.’ That’s all it was. That big goofy smile just because I was there. Nobody ever smiled like that at me before.

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  Parks, Goofy, Her Smile

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Jennifer Crusie Bundle: Getting Rid of Bradley\Strange Bedpersons\What The Lady Wants\Charlie All Night”, p.444, MIRA

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• Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other side of that bet, that only a loser would bet against them. This is really it, she thought, amazed. This is really forever. I believe in this. "Min?" he said, and she kissed him, putting all her heart into it. "No bet," she said against his mouth. "Your odds are too good." "Our odds are too good

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  Believe, Heart, Odds

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• I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

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  Mother, Sex, Father

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.682, Macmillan

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• Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female homocide victims were killed by husbands or lovers. Which, come to think of it, was probably why there weren't any women gamblers. Living with men was enough of a gamble.

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  Husband, Thinking, Men

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.308, St. Martin's Griffin

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• Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead.

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  Dog, Keys, Bars

  Jennifer Crusie (2010). “Tell Me Lies”, p.353, Macmillan

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• As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

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  Men, Good Man, Lasts

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• Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me," Cal said. "I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its heel right now." "I have lunch at my desk," Min began, and thought,Oh, for crying out loud, could I beany more pathetic ? "Emilio is experimenting with a lunch menu. He needs you. I need you.

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  Gun, Lunch, Needs

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.122, St. Martin's Press

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• Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on purpose," David said, outraged. "Yes, David, the cat is plotting against you." Min fished the base out of the water and glass shards and put it on the table. Then she went to get her wastebasket and began to put the glass pieces in it.

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  Cat, Glasses, Broken

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.251, Macmillan

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• Real life doesn't have to suck.

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  Real, Real Life

  Jennifer Crusie, Suzanne Brockmann, Emilie Rose, Rachel Lee, Beverly Barton (2010). “Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You: Anyone But You\Prince Joe\The Millionaire's Indecent Proposal\An Officer and a Gentleman\Keeping Annie Safe”, p.184, Harlequin

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• We're going to need a bigger dock

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  Needs, Docks, Bigger

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.202, Macmillan

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• Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie

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  Christ, Dori

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