Jennifer Crusie Quotes - Page 2

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• Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and you'll still be making dragons, and Glenda will still be pretending that Dreamland is Cancun, and Weaver will still own the only green velvet demon in captivity. Other than that, perfectly normal." "I just meant no demons trying to kill us," Cindy said. "My baseline for normal is a lot lower than yours.

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  Dragons, Perfectly Normal, Trying

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• have you ever met a woman you wanted to give everything to? just turn over everything you had? -Davy Dempsey-

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  Giving, Mets, Turns

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• Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

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  Smart, Cat, Dating

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.420, Macmillan

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• Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

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  Clothes, Important, Breasts

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Strange Bedpersons”, p.34, Harlequin

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• If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard.

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  Mistake, Looks, One Thing

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• I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

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  Believe, Work Out, Ifs

  Jennifer Crusie, Suzanne Brockmann, Emilie Rose, Rachel Lee, Beverly Barton (2010). “Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You: Anyone But You\Prince Joe\The Millionaire's Indecent Proposal\An Officer and a Gentleman\Keeping Annie Safe”, p.185, Harlequin

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• Real life doesn't have to suck.

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  Real, Real Life

  Jennifer Crusie, Suzanne Brockmann, Emilie Rose, Rachel Lee, Beverly Barton (2010). “Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You: Anyone But You\Prince Joe\The Millionaire's Indecent Proposal\An Officer and a Gentleman\Keeping Annie Safe”, p.184, Harlequin

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• We're going to need a bigger dock

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  Needs, Docks, Bigger

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.202, Macmillan

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• Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie

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  Christ, Dori

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• She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she thought, disgusted, and dropped it on the floor.

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  Arms, Shirts, Middle

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.385, Macmillan

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• What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf." "thats going to work out well for me," Cal said. "because i'm going to grow up to be one of those horny old men who chases chubby old ladies around the couch.

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  Growing Up, Men, Self

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• You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

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  Nuts, Fine, Deals

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Jennifer Crusie Bundle: Getting Rid of Bradley\Strange Bedpersons\What The Lady Wants\Charlie All Night”, p.22, MIRA

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• I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

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  Blood, Alive, Want

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Getting Rid Of Bradley”, p.92, MIRA

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• Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture

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  Daughter, Mother, Home

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.68, Macmillan

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• Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she's crossing you off her list of possibilities.

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  Thinking, Feminist, Levels

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.328, Macmillan

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• My studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps. When you meet a woman, you subconsciously look for cues that she's the kind os person you should be with. That's assumption. If she passes the assumption test, you begin to get to know her to find out if she's appropriate for you. If she is, you're attracted. If, as you get to know her, the attraction is reinforced with joy or pain or both, you'll fall into infatuation. And if you manage to make a connection and attach to each other during infatuation, you'll move into mature, unconditional love.

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  Pain, Moving, Fall

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• This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.

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  Years, Roger, Twelve

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.359, Macmillan

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• I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

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  Insane, Normal, Pretending

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.194, Macmillan

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• In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

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  Home, Men, New Day

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Manhunting”, p.188, HQN Books

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• Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

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  Tables, Drink, Just Realized

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• You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

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  Air, Shots, Air Conditioner

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.88, Macmillan

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• A bar would not be a good career move for you.

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  Moving, Careers, Bars

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Manhunting”, p.87, Harlequin

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• The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

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  Class, Lasts, Saws

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.24, Macmillan

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• Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

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  Cat, Hair, Suits

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.550, Macmillan

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• It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.

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  Men, Way, Truck

  Jennifer Crusie (2010). “Crazy for You”, p.304, Macmillan

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