Jennifer Crusie Quotes - Page 2

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• Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

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  Trying, Buttons, Hot

  Jennifer Crusie (2010). “Trust Me on This”, p.198, Bantam

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• It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way." "Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.

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  Men, Way, Truck

  Jennifer Crusie (2010). “Crazy for You”, p.304, Macmillan

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• Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.

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  Mind, Dresses, Bars

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.72, Macmillan

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• If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard.

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  Mistake, Looks, One Thing

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• In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

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  Home, Men, New Day

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Manhunting”, p.188, HQN Books

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• Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

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  Clothes, Important, Breasts

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Strange Bedpersons”, p.34, Harlequin

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• You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.

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  Air, Shots, Air Conditioner

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.88, Macmillan

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• This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,” Roger said. “She's the one.

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  Years, Roger, Twelve

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.359, Macmillan

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• Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

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  Smart, Cat, Dating

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.420, Macmillan

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• Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but a very deep level, she knows that she's crossing you off her list of possibilities.

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  Thinking, Feminist, Levels

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.328, Macmillan

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• My studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps. When you meet a woman, you subconsciously look for cues that she's the kind os person you should be with. That's assumption. If she passes the assumption test, you begin to get to know her to find out if she's appropriate for you. If she is, you're attracted. If, as you get to know her, the attraction is reinforced with joy or pain or both, you'll fall into infatuation. And if you manage to make a connection and attach to each other during infatuation, you'll move into mature, unconditional love.

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  Pain, Moving, Fall

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• I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

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  Insane, Normal, Pretending

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.194, Macmillan

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• Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

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  Tables, Drink, Just Realized

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• The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

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  Class, Lasts, Saws

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.24, Macmillan

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• Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

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  Cat, Hair, Suits

  Jennifer Crusie (2006). “Welcome to Temptation/Bet Me”, p.550, Macmillan

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• Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture

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  Daughter, Mother, Home

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.68, Macmillan

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• I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

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  Blood, Alive, Want

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Getting Rid Of Bradley”, p.92, MIRA

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• You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that. - Anthony

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  Nuts, Fine, Deals

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Jennifer Crusie Bundle: Getting Rid of Bradley\Strange Bedpersons\What The Lady Wants\Charlie All Night”, p.22, MIRA

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• A bar would not be a good career move for you.

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  Moving, Careers, Bars

  Jennifer Crusie (2012). “Manhunting”, p.87, Harlequin

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• So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not a frog," Min said. "I kissed him and he did not turn into a prince."He turned into a god. No, he didn't . "Look, I'm never going to see him again, so everybody can relax.

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  Relax, Looks, Frogs

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.118, Macmillan

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• Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

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  Thinking, Ice Cream, Talking

  Jennifer Crusie (2007). “Bet Me”, p.114, Macmillan

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• Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har.

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  Tired, Hug, Needs

  Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). “Agnes and the Hitman”, p.189, Macmillan

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• Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

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  Interesting, Trouble

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.325, Macmillan

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• Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

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  Bent, Tricks, Crooked

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• Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.

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  Hurt, Real, Fall

  Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.83, Macmillan

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