Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.
The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.
Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life.
The next level. As though dating were a computer game.
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.
Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.
Perhaps selling your children, your future, just happened one bad decision at a time.
Yesterday you asked me what the purpose of life is. I've thought about that ever since. I think it's to do good no matter what life throws at you, to not let the pain turn you bitter. It's something we have to learn, something we have to make ourselves become...Little kids don't have to learn it. They already know.
Things that are easily done are often much harder to undo. Sometimes, impossible.
Wishes are powerful things. You can't expect them to change the world without changing you too.
Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman starts peeling apart her heart.
Courage is a fickle creature. Just as you need it, it often makes excuses and rushes out of the room.
Perhaps I wasn't going crazy after all. Perhaps I was just becoming a writer.
Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.
A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone else in the world, I would have told my mother to send him away. Santa Claus himself could have shown up to explain his whereabouts since my childhood, and I would have turned him out.
Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.
Don’t worry, though, because Prince Hubert is very handsome and kind. That’s all you wanted in a boyfriend, wasn’t it?” “No,” I said. She raised an eyebrow. “It must be. If you had admired any other qualities you would have developed them in yourself, wouldn’t you?” Which was really too much. I put my hands on my hips. “Aren’t fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?” She rolled her eyes. “No, you’re confusing fairy god- mothers with sales clerks.
"Women," he said in disgust. I wasn't sure whether we was referring to me or nuns.
I suppose you could pass for a starlet. You do have that femme fatale air about you. Like you crush boys’ dreams in your spare time.
Don't just read words,' he would tell her as he held up the latest story, 'devour them. Let the words create new worlds.
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
That's the magic of books. They're never quite the same for any two people. When you read one, you automatically make it your own.
Adults are constantly telling teenagers that it's what's on the inside that matters. It's always painful to find out that adults have lied to you.
Happy people are rarely interesting.
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