I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.
And to those who would choose the safety of inaction over the danger of taking a stand, I have this to say: You bloody cowards. May you have the world that you deserve.
We are a nation equally afraid of gathering together and being alone.
Nothing lasts forever. That's the tragedy and the miracle of existence - that everything is impermanent. Everything changes. All we can do is make the best of the time we have. And go down shooting, naturally.
I'm not body-shy -- it's hard to grow up in the Summerlands, where clothes are solidly optional, and stay body-shy -- but that doesn't mean I enjoy nudity. Naked people are, by definition, unarmed.
I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?
...a truth you don't understand is more dangerous than a lie.
Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure to get loose on your own could lead to missing dinner, or worse, being forced to admit that you missed dinner because your baby sister had tied you to the couch. Again.
Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.
Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.
Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.
I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.
Since Dominic's been sleeping with me, the mice have been trying various labels on him, looking for one that fits. My personal favorite was the week they spent calling him "the God of Absolutely Never Smiling, No, Not Ever.
Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.
Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.
This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.
That's Becks. Always ready to offer a helping headshot.
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.
I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.
If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.
When you're late in a fairy tale, people wind up dead. And not true-love's-kiss, glass-coffin-nap-time dead. Really dead, the kind of dead you don't recover from.
Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.
Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.
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