I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.
We live in a world where joy is possible, love is possible, happiness is possible; where all things are possible, if we're willing to take the time, take a chance, take a breath and step off the edge of everything that is for the sake of everything that might be.
We are a nation equally afraid of gathering together and being alone.
I'm not body-shy -- it's hard to grow up in the Summerlands, where clothes are solidly optional, and stay body-shy -- but that doesn't mean I enjoy nudity. Naked people are, by definition, unarmed.
Nothing lasts forever. That's the tragedy and the miracle of existence - that everything is impermanent. Everything changes. All we can do is make the best of the time we have. And go down shooting, naturally.
I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?
...a truth you don't understand is more dangerous than a lie.
Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure to get loose on your own could lead to missing dinner, or worse, being forced to admit that you missed dinner because your baby sister had tied you to the couch. Again.
I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.
Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.
Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.
Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.
Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.
Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.
Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.
If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.
Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.
Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.
Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.
I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)
There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.
That's Becks. Always ready to offer a helping headshot.
This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.
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