forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.
This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop.
Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal.
Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing.
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.
travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.
One of the loveliest things about being grown up is the knowledge that never again will I have to go through the miserable business of performing in Mrs. Smedley's Annual Piano Recital at McKinleyville's First Presbyterian Church.
People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.
... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.
One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.
You may have noticed, as I have, that if ever you find yourself declaring emphatically and unequivocally that you will never do some one particular thing, chances are good that this is precisely what you will one day find yourself doing.
I believe that one's basic financial attitudes are - like a tendency toward fat knees - probably formed in utero, or, at the very latest, in cribbo.
It is a rare expert who clearly realizes how inexpert someone else can be.
The fact is, the cocktail party has much in its favor. Going to one is a good way of indicating that you're still alive and about, if such is the case, and that you're glad other people are, without having to spend an entire evening proving it.
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.
It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.
Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.
There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who don't cook out of and have NEVER cooked out of THE I HATE TO COOK BOOK, and the other kind...The I HATE TO COOK people consist mainly of those who find other things more interesting and less fattening, and so they do it as seldom as possible. Today there is an Annual Culinary Olympics, with hundreds of cooks from many countries ardently competing. But we who hate to cook have had our own Olympics for years, seeing who can get out of the kitchen the fastest and stay out the longest.
Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long.
When there's a lot of it around, you never want it very much.
When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.
a celebrity is someone who no longer does the things that made him a celebrity.
Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.
I didn't learn for years that you generally find your Self after you quit looking for it.
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