Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.
The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.
When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.
Be thoughtful of others and you will not be shy, for they are incompatible addictions.
The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.
Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.
Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes.
What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.
Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.
Sometimes, perhaps, we are allowed to get lost that we may find the right person to ask directions of.
Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.
Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.
The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by.
Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.
The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.
If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.
Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had achieved a level of communication so simplified that one syllable could express his every thought, then he would have achieved the level of intelligence already achieved by his dog.
A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.
When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.
The road to success is not a path you find, but a trail you blaze.
My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.
There are days when you need someone who just wants to be your sunshine and not the air you breathe.
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