Bob Thaves Quotes

• I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

  Bob Thaves

  Government, Trying, Income

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• Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Struggle

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• Money talks — but credit has an echo.

  Bob Thaves

  Money, Echoes, Credit

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• My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

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  Funny, Mind, Weak

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• I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

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  Believe, Reality, Facing Reality

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• When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

  Bob Thaves

  Irs, World

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• People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

  Bob Thaves

  Live Life, People, Goes On

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• I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

  Bob Thaves

  Brain, Knows

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• The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

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  Congress, Senate, Tied

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• It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

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  Evil, Triumph, Triumph Over Evil

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• A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

  Bob Thaves

  Law, Creative, Fool

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