Eugene Mirman Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

  Eugene Mirman

  Fathers Day, Baby, Dad

• Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

  Eugene Mirman

  Girl, Baby, Sex

• Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

  Eugene Mirman

  Baby, Burglars

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