Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.
I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.
I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.
When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.
That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.
While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.
I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.
If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.
I'm a real people-pleaser.
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