Chris Farley Quotes

• I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

  Chris Farley

  Looks, Bulls, Bones

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• Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

  Chris Farley

  Brother, Hands, Hug

  "Fictional character: Tommy". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. March 31, 1995.

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• I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

  Chris Farley

  Sheep, Chocolate, Pudding

  "Fictional character: Mike Donnelly". "Black Sheep", www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

  Chris Farley

  Years, Rivers, Firsts

  "Saturday Night Live (Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil)". TV Series, May 15, 1993.

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• The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

  Chris Farley

  Crazy, Glue, Guarantees

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

  Chris Farley

  Average, People, Laughing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

  Chris Farley

  Doctors, Weight Problems, Littles

  "Fictional character: Tommy". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. 1995.

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  In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

  Chris Farley

  Kings, Reality, Land

  "Fictional character: Jimmy". "Dirty Work", www.imdb.com. June 12, 1998.

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• Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

  Chris Farley

  Character, Play, Different

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I want to live fast and die young.

  Chris Farley

  Want, Young, Live Fast

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

  Chris Farley

  Rivers, Vans, Saturday Night Live

  "Fictional character: Matt Foley". TV Series "Saturday Night Live" ("Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1975 - ).

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• Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

  Chris Farley

  Fall, Laughing, Falling Down

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• I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn't apply. But they do. It's still life on life's terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

  Chris Farley

  Stars, Thinking, Law

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

  Chris Farley

  Would Be, Had Enough, Fame

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.

  Chris Farley

  Fighting, Two, Battle

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.

  Chris Farley

  Nuts, Trying, Pounds

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

  Chris Farley

  Weight, Demon, Stills

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You gotta fight for your right to vote!

  Chris Farley

  Fighting, Vote, Right To Vote

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