The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.
It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.
The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy.
The argument that the countries use for the sheer increase in Muslim doctors is the sheer increase in the Muslim population. In for example Birmingham, England where a lot of these guys came from, where one of these plots was hatched, it's up to 30% of the population. Maybe that's the problem?
Jerkery knows no financial pedigree.
We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.
The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.
We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.
With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?
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