You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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