Kathleen Parker Quotes

• I've never been a fan of presidents who place blame on their predecessors or who accept credit for events that couldn't have been engineered so soon in their tenure.

  Kathleen Parker

  President, Events, Fans

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• If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup.

  Kathleen Parker

  Tomatoes, Soup, Ifs

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• It's impossible to expect polite behavior from people who've never witnessed it.

  Kathleen Parker

  People, Impossible, Behavior

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• It is entirely possible that Limbaugh himself never needed contraception in college, but virtue in the absence of opportunity is hardly a moral triumph.

  Kathleen Parker

  Opportunity, College, Triumph

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• Great nations don't have to remind others of their greatness. They merely have to be great.

  Kathleen Parker

  Greatness, Nations, Great Nations

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• Of course, certain religious expressions are fine. If a tribe of Aqualishes wants to boil rhino horns in frog saliva on the National Mall to honor their deity, we'd have a commemorative postage stamp ready by next December. But let a Christian mention the baby Jesus to a kindergarten class and the ACLU wants an exorcism.

  Kathleen Parker

  Christian, Baby, Religious

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• Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me in a dumpster, but since she didn't, I should 'off' myself.

  Kathleen Parker

  Mother, Should Have, League

  Interview with Howard Kurtz, transcripts.cnn.com. October 5, 2008.

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• Each time I wander into blogdom, I'm reminded of the savage children stranded on an island in William Golding's "Lord of the Flies." Without adult supervision, they organize themselves into rival tribes, learn to hunt and kill, and eventually become murderous barbarians in the absence of a civilizing structure.

  Kathleen Parker

  Children, Islands, Adults

  "Lord of the blogs". townhall.com. December 28, 2005.

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• But principles defended at the expense of pragmatic application is the business of priests.

  Kathleen Parker

  Principles, Priests, Expenses

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• Freedom is a messy affair, and sometimes people get their feelings hurt but we think the trade-off is worth the aggravation.

  Kathleen Parker

  Hurt, Thinking, Aggravation

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• People in positions of power and privilege have a duty to perform at a higher level. If not them, then who?

  Kathleen Parker

  Position Of Power, People, Privilege

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• Earlier feminists were almost universally pro-choice and have dominated political debate until now. Having access to abortion was viewed as the only way women could have full equality with men, who, until recently, couldn't get pregnant.

  Kathleen Parker

  Pregnancy, Equality, Men

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• For justice to have any meaning, it must also mean that no innocent person should ever be executed.

  Kathleen Parker

  Mean, Innocent Person, Justice

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• Pending catastrophe is not an easy notion to entertain, much less sustain. Americans, moreover, have a low tolerance for doom and gloom. We are the nation of optimism, after all. We elect leaders who promise hope and change. We are the shining city on a hill. But what happens when the lights go out?

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  Money, Doom And Gloom, Light

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• To be more specific, the evangelical, right-wing, oogedy-boogedy branch of the GOP is what ails the erstwhile conservative party and will continue to afflict and marginalize its constituents if reckoning doesn't soon cometh.

  Kathleen Parker

  Party, Wings, Branches

  "Heresies and Other Truths". townhall.com. November 19, 2008.

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• Capitalism, the ogre of those protesting Wall Street, has suffered a public relations crisis in the wake of the global economic collapse. But any remedy to the systemic corruption that led to the collapse should not displace recognition that capitalism creates wealth. Capitalism, and no other economic system, has raised millions from poverty around the world.

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  Wall, World, Poverty

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• Nevertheless, it is probably fair to say that Obama's ideas were too big for America's appetite. It would have been nice had he made a few incremental repairs to the economy and left the transformative events for a less stressful time.

  Kathleen Parker

  Nice, Ideas, America

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