There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.
To understand a literary style, consider what it omits.
Fulfillment is often more trouble than it is worth.
Young men preen. Old men scheme.
If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning.
I tried good taste, but the strain was too much for me.
In every death, a busy world comes to an end.
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
The best propaganda omits rather than invents
As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.
Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.
Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen.
When lying to someone, look him straight in the eye.
To make a thought my own, I must think it often.
The noisy vacancy of youth, the quiet vacancy of age.
Everyone knows that (1) happiness is the goal of life, and (2) happiness is a chimera.
Creative memory is the historian's most subtle opponent.
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me!
Awakening in the morning returns us to life, and to awareness of death.
Full of troubles, the mind is still the only Garden of Delight.
Reading about ethics is about as likely to improve one's behavior as reading about sports is to make one into an athlete.
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