Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred.
General statements omit what we really want to know. Example: some horses run faster than others.
If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.
If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.
Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes.
Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation.
Malice is always authentic and sincere.
Minds will wander even during the Last Judgment.
My mind is led astray by every faint rustle.
My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.
Never try to leap from a standstill.
Observe decorum, and it will open a path to morality.
Often, when I want to consult my impulses, I cannot find them.
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Old and young disbelieve one another's truths.
People believe that photographs are true and therefore cannot be art.
Philosophy likes to keen common sense on the run.
Fortuna smiles and frowns according to a timetable surprising even to herself.
Rage against the world, if you like, but quietly, or the Guardians will awake.
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
I know that I am very much like everybody else, but not really.
Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights.
Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either.
Sign at the orgy: BODIES ONLY.
An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies.
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