Mason Cooley Quotes - Page 49

• Every lover's lament has an element of boasting.

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  Love, Elements, Boast

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• People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex.

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  Love, Sex, People

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• In love, self-love is always at risk.

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  Love, Self, Risk

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• Only the most lucid can see their love as comedy.

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  Love, Comedy

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• When my beloved arrives, I yawn. When my beloved departs, I weep.

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  Love, Beloved

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• Saying "I love you" makes a demand, but creates no obligations.

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  Love, Demand, Obligation

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• The madness of love can always be suspended--to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance.

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  Love, Dinner, Madness

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• Lovers never want to say "I love you" at the same moment. Hence all the love stories.

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  Love, Stories, Want

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• Love Songs Now: Fewer broken hearts, more sexual misery.

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  Love, Song, Heart

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• I can neither return your love nor dismiss it.

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  Love, Return, I Can

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• Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks.

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  Love, Believe, Hands

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• I love you in my dreams, but not in real life.

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  Love, Dream, Real

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• Politics inflame the passions in a way that few beloveds can match.

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  Passion, Politics, Way

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• Boredom makes me sleepy or restless.

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  Boredom, Sleepy, Restless

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• Even in rapture, part of the mind watches.

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  Mind, Watches, Ecstasy

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• The chair as ideas fits only the bottom as idea.

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  Ideas, Fit, Chairs

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• Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else.

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  Thinking, Decision, Important

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• As a child I was middle-aged and cautious compared to my impulsive father.

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  Children, Father, Childhood

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• Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.

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  Money, Divorce, Lovers

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• Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

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  Friends, Drinking, Accomplices

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• The winner gives up his chance to be a good sport.

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  Sports, Giving Up, Winning

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• Every good time that goes on too long turns into a hell.

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  Time, Long, Gone

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• Skepticism does not preserve us from foolhardy deeds.

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  Doe, Deeds, Skepticism

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• The most reliable pleasure afforded by theater is the intermission.

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  Acting, Actors, Pleasure

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• Clothes make the body both mysterious and historical.

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  Clothes, Historical, Body

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