Rob Corddry Quotes

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• If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

  Rob Corddry

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

  Rob Corddry

  Next Day, Actors, Broadway

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. December 4, 2006.

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• I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

  Rob Corddry

  Night, Years, Comedy

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• My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

  Rob Corddry

  Mother, Sunday, Church

  "20Q Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric ­Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. September 22, 2014.

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• I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

  Rob Corddry

  Daughter, Two, People

  "20Q: Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. October 1, 2014.

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• If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

  Rob Corddry

  Responsibility, Worry, Stakes

  "20Q: Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. October 1, 2014.

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• Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

  Rob Corddry

  Research, Tiny, Obsession

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I like playing really super-intense, live-in-the-moment characters. It asks me to not phone it in. It's impossible to phone it in. Every American boy has spent his childhood pretending to get shot.

  Rob Corddry

  Character, Boys, Childhood

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

  Rob Corddry

  Over You, Stories, Way

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• I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

  Rob Corddry

  Writing, Thinking, Acting

  "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.

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• I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

  Rob Corddry

  Drinking, Shoes, Two

  "What Happens In Vegas - Rob Corddry and Lake Bell interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

  Rob Corddry

  Crazy, People, Alive

  "10 questions for the ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ crew". Interview with Gregory Ellwood, uproxx.com. March 24, 2010.

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• It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

  Rob Corddry

  Lucky, Looks, Garbage

  "20Q Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric ­Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. September 22, 2014.

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• I want to manufacture a feud.

  Rob Corddry

  Feuds, Want

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• I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

  Rob Corddry

  Comedian, Actors, Kind

  "The GQ&A: Rob Corddry". Interview with Sean Fennessey, www.gq.com. July 21, 2011.

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• I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

  Rob Corddry

  Simple, Hammers, Tools

  "Rob Corddry Talks ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH, Voicing His First Animated Feature, Earning an Eagle Scout Badge, WARM BODIES and PAIN & GAIN". collider.com. February 13, 2013.

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• It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected to write as well as be a comedian and an improviser. And then you think about it for a minute, and I smartened up and realized that the only way to sustain a career is to generate your own material. Or to be in control of your career as best you can. And in allowing yourself to do that it opens up a whole new world of possibilities. And then you're like "Oh, producing is a thing."

  Rob Corddry

  Writing, Thinking, Careers

  "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.

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• I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.

  Rob Corddry

  Thinking, Causes, Egomaniacs

  "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire.com Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.

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• I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.

  Rob Corddry

  Games, Actors, World

  "Rob Corddry walks us through Childrens Hospital's third season". Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. October 26, 2011.

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• I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

  Rob Corddry

  Boys, Apples, Guy

  "Rob Corddry Talks ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH, Voicing His First Animated Feature, Earning an Eagle Scout Badge, WARM BODIES and PAIN & GAIN". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. February 13, 2013.

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• For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

  Rob Corddry

  Anxiety, Social, Social Anxiety

  "20Q Rob Corddry". Interview with Eric ­Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. September 22, 2014.

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• Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

  Rob Corddry

  Feelings, Comedy, Should

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• Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

  Rob Corddry

  Watches, Comedy, Shows

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• I just want to do cool stuff.

  Rob Corddry

  Want, Stuff, Cool Stuff

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. April 12, 2006.

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• Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

  Rob Corddry

  Thinking, Air, Answers

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