I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
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