Latest Jeff Dunham Quotes from Interviews

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• When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.

  Jeff Dunham

  Facts, Chalk, Shows

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

• I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.

  Jeff Dunham

  Beach, Hate, Sharks

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

• There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

  Jeff Dunham

  Adversity, Comedian

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

• I've tried the female thing. I was in a movie called Dinner for Schmucks a couple of years ago with Steve Carell and I created a female character for that movie. And after a few months of trying her out on the road it just didn't work. I mean, I can think like a terrorist, I can think like a white trash guy, I can even try and think like an African American, but I can't figure out how a woman.

  Jeff Dunham

  Couple, Character, Mean

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I don't think I am very easy to work for because everything has to be just right or we don't put it out. But at the same time, all the people that work for me have a "no asshole" rule, if you're a jerk you're fired, so it's a great team and a lot of skillful people at the top of the game, anybody from management to the agents to the publicists to the day-to-day website stuff and it's just a great team.

  Jeff Dunham

  Team, Thinking, Games

  TheCelebrityCafe.com Interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.

  Jeff Dunham

  Girl, Events, Littles

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I always try and do everything I can to the best of my abilities, single aspect has to be perfect.

  Jeff Dunham

  Perfect, Trying, Aspect

• You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

  Jeff Dunham

  Long, Fifteen, Lasts

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.

  Jeff Dunham

  Dvds, Years, Rehearsal

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.

  Jeff Dunham

  Stuff, Stage, Shows

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

  Jeff Dunham

  Real, Live Life, Writing

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.

  Jeff Dunham

  Cancer, Kids, Laughing

  TheCelebrityCafe.com Interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• If people are still buying tickets, and still buying the DVDs, and they're still watching on YouTube and my fifteen minutes of fame isn't finished yet, then I'll just keep doing it.

  Jeff Dunham

  Dvds, People, Fifteen

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while.

  Jeff Dunham

  Husband, Real, Nice

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

  Jeff Dunham

  Character, Thinking, Laughing

• I love touring, I love doing the live show and it's just like a musical artist, you just keep coming up with material and as long as you're coming up with the material and as long as audiences like it, you just keep doing it, it's your job.

  Jeff Dunham

  Jobs, Artist, Long

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

  Jeff Dunham

  Answers, Suitcases, Osama Bin Laden

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that.

  Jeff Dunham

  Character, Thinking, Blue

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• [In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.

  Jeff Dunham

  Dirty, Drunk, Dui

• Most people when they have autobiographies, they're not autobiographies, they're biographies written by a ghost writer.

  Jeff Dunham

  People, Biographies, Ghost

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to a liberal arts degree and got my Bachelor of Arts in Communications and it made sense.

  Jeff Dunham

  Art, Communication, Math

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else.

  Jeff Dunham

  Country, Football, Weekend

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

• Even going to college, getting my degree in Radio TV and Film, as I was approaching the time when you have to decide on a major, I kept trying to figure out what would be the best major to enhance what I am doing as a performer.

  Jeff Dunham

  College, Trying, Tvs

• I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy.

  Jeff Dunham

  Girl, Sports, Kids

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.