Latest Jay Mohr Quotes from Interviews

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• I've asked Comedy Central, and they just say, "I don't know." It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world.

  Jay Mohr

  Dvds, Years, Two

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I'm going to eventually shoot my own special, because you have to own your own content. My Turn (2003), that's never been released on DVD.

  Jay Mohr

  Dvds, Special, Turns

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

  Jay Mohr

  Careers, Form, Shows

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I created a human being from paper and I put it on the screen, a unique individual. I wish every performance, every IMDB credit, I would do it over, because I would do it better, because I would do it less. If that makes any sense.

  Jay Mohr

  Unique, Wish, Credit

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• We all shared this experience. We all had one brain, we were one giant organism working and having joy. "What about Walken?" Sorry, bro...Maybe I should've done an hour and 34 minutes.

  Jay Mohr

  Sorry, Joy, Brain

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• There is a lot of acting that is on the table - precisely, good acting. The best movies of mine are the ones that really nobody saw. The Groomsmen, Playing By Heart and Seeing Other People are by far the work I'm the most proud of.

  Jay Mohr

  Heart, People, Acting

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• When you do an hour and a half and you destroy, like tonight was great. I had an awesome time. I realized that I'd been up there for about an hour and a half and I realized, "Wow, I'm gonna get out of here without doing Walken." It is a bit of a moral victory.

  Jay Mohr

  Victory, Tonight, Half

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• If it's going to really make them happy for me to do it, I'll do Walken. I've got no problem with it at all.

  Jay Mohr

  Problem, No Problem, Ifs

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I don't care about anybody's perception of me except for the audience.

  Jay Mohr

  Perception, Care, Audience

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy; I can do it in my sleep. They all know it by heart. I did it on The Simpsons. I'm surprised that people still want to hear it.

  Jay Mohr

  Hurt, Heart, Sleep

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• 'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much

  Jay Mohr

  California, Done, Hotel

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now I can't wait to get back out there because I'm better than ever."

  Jay Mohr

  Doctors, Years, Waiting

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

  Jay Mohr

  Years, Careers, Stride

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• [Joan Rivers] is fantastic. AND SHE'S 80! There's no 80-year-old pitcher. If you're a running back and you're 28 they're like, "Oh, here he goes, turning the corner on his career, he's on the downswing..."

  Jay Mohr

  Running, Years, Careers

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• Joan Rivers is 80 and she's fantastic. She lives in mortal fear of not filling that 1,500-seat room.

  Jay Mohr

  Rivers, Rooms, Fantastic

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I think stand-up's, the older they get, the better they get.

  Jay Mohr

  Thinking

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• What's great about stand-up unlike athletes and other things when you get old you get old and rusty.

  Jay Mohr

  Athlete, Old You

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.

  Jay Mohr

  Jobs, Office, Get Up

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I don't have the ability to do a nine-to-five nor do I have the desire to. Stand-up is the only thing that's come completely naturally to me.

  Jay Mohr

  Desire, Nine, Ability

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

  Jay Mohr

  Eight, America, People

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I don't have a nine-to-five brain.

  Jay Mohr

  Brain, Nine, Five

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have an inability to do a nine-to-five.

  Jay Mohr

  Inability, Want, Nine

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• The anxiety is, "Are they going to come?" and when you get there and it's full you say, "I'm good. I can stop freaking out." But when it's four days out and they're scrambling to find more radio shows and Good Morning Phoenix and all these weird shows, then that gets very tiring.

  Jay Mohr

  Morning, Phoenix, Anxiety

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• I know content-wise I leave nothing to chance. I have no anxiety about what I'm going to do once I'm out on stage.

  Jay Mohr

  Wise, Anxiety, Chance

  Source: underthegunreview.net

• This is NOT a pretty good business. You cannot be pretty good and be a national headliner. That becomes the allure.

  Jay Mohr

  Good Business, Allure

  Source: underthegunreview.net