Rip Taylor Quotes

• I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

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  Suicide, Watches, Today

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• Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

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  Advice, Carrots, Should

  "Rip's Entertainment!". Interview with Paisley Yankolovich, www.emol.org.

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• Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

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  Tears, Red, Broke

  "Rip's Entertainment!". Interview with Paisley Yankolovich, www.emol.org. 1996.

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• Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

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  Stars, Hollywood, Protect

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• I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

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  Tonight, Broke, Shoulders

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• I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

  Rip Taylor

  Rip, Rap, Radio

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• Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

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  Angel, Doe, Earth

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