I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.
If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.
When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good.
Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.
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