Laurell K. Hamilton Quotes About Vampires

Quotes about: Vampires

• One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Rabbits, Attention

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Bloody Bones: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.206, Penguin

• I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Country, Dating, Ironic

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1111, Penguin

• I was shaking all over, and it wasn't from the vampire. Memories have teeth, too.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Memories, Vampire, Teeth

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.2055, Penguin

• Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Jesus, Two, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Circus of the Damned: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.41, Penguin

• The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny.

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  Voice, Laughing, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.96, Penguin

• I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl's got to have a goal.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Girl, Order, Years

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.354, Penguin

• Vampires are people too!

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  People, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.27, Penguin

• An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.

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  Atheist, Sight, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.32, Penguin

• Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Teenage, Turtles, Zombie

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Bloody Bones: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.263, Penguin

• Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

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  Vampire, Trying, Kill Me

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 11-15”, p.207, Penguin

• I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Executioners, Anita Blake

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.364, Penguin

• Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

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  Vampire, Littles, Ends

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2012). “Kiss the Dead: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.86, Penguin

• Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Men, Color, Shoes

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “The Laughing Corpse: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.15, Penguin

• No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

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  Eye, Vampire, Buckets

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Guilty Pleasures: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.7, Penguin

• There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

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  Two, Vampire, Hunters

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.1072, Penguin

• It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Loneliness, Vampire, Groups

• You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Ducks, Vampire, Hunters

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Guilty Pleasures: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.145, Penguin

• Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Eye, Safety, Vampire

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.31, Penguin

• I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John) I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Giving, Water, Vampire

• Remember the three rules of vampire hunting. One: Never, ever look them in the eyes. Two: Never, ever give up your cross. Three: Aim for the head and heart. Even with silver ammo, it won't be a killing blow anywhere else." I felt like a kindergarten teacher sending her kiddies off to a hostile playground. "Don't panic if you get bitten. The bite can be cleansed. As long as they don't mesmerize you with their eyes, you can still fight.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Teacher, Giving Up, Heart

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.1855, Penguin

• I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Thinking, Ghouls, Vampire

• A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Vampire, Potato Chips, Potatoes

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Collection 1-5”, p.855, Penguin

• Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Mean, Ideas, Long

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Obsidian Butterfly: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.201, Penguin

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