Guarantees are for major appliances, not for murder.
I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.
Human lives are too short to waste in trivialities.
I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part.
Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.
Lust has less logic than love, sometimes, but it's easier to fight.
Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it
Perfection is an unattainable goal. It isn't going to be perfect. Just get words down on paper, and when you stumble to what you think is the end of the book, you will have hundreds of pages of words that came out of your head. It may not be perfect, but it looks like a book.
He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop.
Not dating is a choice, not a failure.
Now that I'm being very successful, publishers are trying to mainstream me, but I'm unabashedly genre. It's what I like to read, what I like to write
I'm not terribly fond of soapboxes.
Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.
A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.
Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie.
Without hope, love dies and parts of you wither.
I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation got, the more people wanted me to come be scary for them. I'd told Bert I could always go and threaten to shoot all the partygoers, that'd be scary. Bert had not been amused. But he had stopped asking me to do parties.
You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?
A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
More sex. We must have more sex.
Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it.
Death cures all ills. Well, most of them.
who is the love of my life? Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it's not love at all. But if it's not love, then what is it? I wish I knew.
If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped up into little pieces while you watch. It leaves a big hollow space that never really heals.
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