I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it.
I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
Licorice is the liver of candy.
Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.
I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They'd know why I live beneath these Western Skies.
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.
I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.
Making movies is eating candy. It's a very expensive candy, so you value when you can do it. So when you can do it twice at once, it's like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful.
I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved.
Because we have so much eye candy and mind candy, spending so much time trying to pay the rent, all of this conspires to keep us from thinking too hard or taking action from that. Our time is stolen. So much of our daily life is stolen.
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.
The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
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