I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.
Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn't have to work too hard to get it.
Licorice is the liver of candy.
The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
I ought to of shot that dog myself, George. I shouldn't ought to of let no stranger shoot my dog.
But if they ever saw a sunrise on a mountain morning/Watched those cotton candy clouds roll by/They'd know why I live beneath these Western Skies.
People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.
I am a cynical optimist. Big opening weekends are like cotton candy. The films you will remember over time are the films that stick in the consciousness of the audience in a good way.
I'm fishing for men with a certain kind of bait, and the bait that I am offering is not a candy; it's a very specific thing that I'm offering, which is a deep gospel and a deep conversion.
It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
I feel that my ear candy is a little different from the ear candy most people are receiving right now.
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.
Most American Jews came from the lower middle classes, and therefore they brought with them not a lot of Jewish culture. The American Jewish story starts with Ellis Island, and the candy store in the Bronx.
No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky
I can't be the candy queen forever.
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
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