Alonzo Bodden Quotes - Page 2

• Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

  Alonzo Bodden

  Sex, Divorce, Long

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• Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Home, Stuff, Jewelry

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• You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?

  Alonzo Bodden

  Attitude, Airplane, Thinking

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• I could always make people laugh.

  Alonzo Bodden

  People, Laughing, Making People Laugh

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