An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I love people who make me laugh!
Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy.
I want to make people laugh.
Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.
My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.
The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.
When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.
The only responsibility I feel is to deliver something that's new or at least to attempt that. The real responsibility is to entertain and to try and make people laugh.
I think comedy's just about being interested in comedy and what makes people laugh and experimenting.
There were never that many women stand-up comics in the past because the power to make people laugh is also a power that gets people upset.
I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
I want to be able to make people laugh and cry and feel happy or sad and feel all these different emotions through singing and acting. Hopefully throughout my career, I'll get to pursue them.
I worked on dramas before, I love sinking my teeth into something dramatic or a period piece, but there's something so fun about doing a comedy. When you go to set and your only job is to make people laugh, there's an unbelievable energy on set.
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