My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.
There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.
Snow, here?" Eric was as delighted as a child. "I love snow!" Why was I not surprised? "Maybe we will get snowed in together," he said suggestively, waggling his blond eyebrows.
Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!
(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.
I could tell Hugo was convinced that he would get to walk back up these stairs: after all, he was a civilized person. These were all civilized people. Hugo really couldn't imagine that anything irreparable could happen to him, because he was a middle-class white American with a college education, as were all the people on the stairs with us. I had no such conviction. I was not a wholly civilized person.
My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.
Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
Sookie, it is not your blood I love. I love you. Your heart, your mind, your soul... you have brought light back into my life
i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.
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