Dave Attell Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Baby, Cousin

  "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

• If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Baby, Jesus

• Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.

  Dave Attell

  Baby, Mean, Eight

  Interview with Chris O'Connell, www.avclub.com. August 17, 2009.

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