For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.
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