Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.
There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.
Under what circumstances is it moral for a group to do that which is not moral for a member of that group to do alone?
God created men to test the souls of women.
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.
Those who refuse to support and defend the state have no claim to protection by that state. Killing an anarchist or a pacifist should not be considered "murder" in a legalistic sense. The offense against the state, if any, should be "Using deadly weapons within city limits," or "Creating a traffic hazard," or other misdemeanor.
Whether the authorities be invaders or merely local tyrants, the effect of such [gun control] laws is to place the individual at the mercy of the state, unable to resist.
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
When one teaches, two learn.
Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything - you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.
Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, and the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well.
All societies are based on rules to protect pregnant women and young children. All else is surplusage, excrescence, adornment, luxury, or folly which can - and must - be dumped in emergency to preserve this prime function. As racial survival is the only universal morality, no other basic is possible. Attempts to formulate a "perfect society" on any foundation other than "Women and children first!" is not only witless, it is automatically genocidal. Nevertheless, starry-eyed idealists (all of them male) have tried endlessly - and no doubt will keep trying.
The meek shall inherit the earth - a 6 foot plot above them.
If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
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