Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
God created men to test the souls of women.
A religion is a source of happiness and I would not deprive anyone of happiness. But it is a comfort appropriate for the weak, not for the strong--and you are strong. The great trouble with religion--any religion--is that the religionist, having accepted certain propositions by faith, cannot thereafter judge these propositions by evidence. One may bask at the warm fire of faith or choose to live in the bleak uncertainty of reason--but one cannot have both.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.
Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.
There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back...
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untravelled, the naive, the sophisticated deplore these formalities as 'empty,' 'meaningless,' or 'dishonest,' and scorn to use them. No matter how 'pure' their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work too well at best.
It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few.
The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can be seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man. But it is a lovely work if you can stomach it.
Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.
Expertise in one field does not carry over into other fields. But experts often think so. The narrower their field of knowledge the more likely they are to think so.
Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.
Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost.
Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.
Figure out for yourself what you want to be really good at, know that you'll never really satisfy yourself that you've made it, and accept that that's okay.
You're in bad shape when your emotions force you into acts which you know are foolish.
The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.
Nobody has ever seen an electron. Nor a thought. You can't see a thought, you can't measure, weigh, nor taste it- but thoughts are the most real things in the Galaxy.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.
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