Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe.
A managed democracy is a wonderful thing... for the managers... and its greatest strength is a 'free press' when 'free' is defined as 'responsible' and the managers define what is 'irresponsible'.
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.
Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything.
Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.
The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it.
What are the facts? Again and again and again – what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history” – what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!
There is an old song which asserts 'the best things in life are free.' Not true! Utterly false! This was the tragic fallacy which brought on the decadence and collapse of the democracies of the twentieth century; those noble experiments failed because the people had been led to believe that they could simply vote for whatever they wanted...and get it without toil, without sweat, without tears. Nothing of value is free. Even the breath of life is purchased at birth only through gasping effort and pain.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.
What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it... which for the majority translates as 'Bread and Circuses'.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Some people insist that "mediocre" is better than "best." They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly. They despise brains because they have none.
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
The price of freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness.
The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
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