Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.
Laughter is more serious than tears.
Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more physiological, benefits. Apparently it boosts the immune system, reduces stress hormones, massages the heart and diaphragm and engenders a 'feel good' factor.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Laughter is an independent, tremendously important, and lurid emotion.
I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time, they were the two most unpleasant cultures in the entire world, and richly deserved each other. Still, the story of how stout Cortes blustered, bullied and bludgeoned his way to collapsing an entire empire with a handful of contagious hoodlums is astonishing.
Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'.
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Wit is an intermittent fountain; kindness is a perennial spring.
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